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Welcome back from the long weekend. If you forgot how this works during your day off, let us remind you: we supply today's funniest photos, you supply the LOLz. 

For millionaire superstars who make their livings based on skill and grace, pro athletes sure have figured out some stupid ways to get hurt and miss games and lose money.

Atherton, California is a wealthy town outside of San Francisco. Thanks to the rich, paranoid and/or old residents, Atherton has one of the most entertaining police blotters you will ever see.

Once you see how much Vladimir Putin loves waving to animals, you're going to think of him in a totally new light.

Laugh down memory lane with our list of the 10 most underrated comedies of the past 20 years.

Burger King's Twitter account was hacked yesterday and it was pretty enjoyable...hope you don't plan on having any sort of meaningful connections with your children because kids born today will spend 25 percent of their lives staring at screens...a police officer is in trouble after writing up a fake report in the voice of the force dog and yes, there is a picture...so not only are we getting bombarded by meteorites, but they're leaving behind excess alien goo...scientists are on the verge of creating a drug that can reduce drunkeness (although it's not clear why they'd want to).

Lily Aldridge is a Victoria's Secret model with a Playboy Playmate mom. So yeah, there are worse women to look at pictures of.

Katherine Webb's video for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue proves Brent Musburger was right all along...if you're trying to get into the world of athletics, do it in one of the 20 best job in sports...sexy track superstar Michelle Jenneke looks just as good off the track as she does on it.