Be clever with your pick-up lines. No more mirrors in pants or tired legs, fellas.
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By Cory Jones
Feb 19, 2013
We dove into the deep, dark recesses of the Internet to bring you the funniest photos the world wide web has to offer. Yes, our parents are proud.
The license plate makes a lot of sense now.
Both "Dumb and Dumber" and 'Return of the Jedi" would be better movies if they incorporated this scene.
Kids books are going to be awesome in the future.
Dog Valentine's aren't very romantic.
Just in case no one knew you had a small penis, there's the Hummer.
GPS isn't always the answer.
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Is there anything happier than this smiling, cross-eyed-dog?
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This is false advertising.
Not even their namesakes like these shitty shoes.
Victorian tea cup designers knew what was up.
Manners are important in every situation.
I hate this guy.
Post traumatic flour syndrome.
Sadly, spell check can't fix Freudian slips.
Puppies and car dashboards don't mix.
There's a lot of good stuff going on in this photo.
Poker in the rear and liquor on the dick. Shit, wait, I got that wrong.
I would vote for whoever invented this to be the new Pope.