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To get you ready for tonight's romantic dinner, here are today's funniest photos. (Please don't use the above picture as an example of a romantic dinner.)

According to this Valentine's Day gift Venn diagram there is a huge discrepancy in what your wife or girlfriend wants you to get her and what you can afford to get her.

No, we are not going to let you forget that it's Valentine's Day. But we're not just rubbing it in your noses, we're here to help. Use this guide of Emoji sexting examples for Valentine's Day to share all of your strongest feelings with your significant other.

When people get it wrong on Twitter, boy do they get it wrong. A lot of people in social media like talking about their favorite rappers. Too bad they don't know how to spell. Here's a collection of people on Twitter talking about their favorite raper.

Pain, failure, embarrassment - but enough about Valentine's Day, let's have a ball with the funniest GIFs of the week.

Beware, if you have an iPhone and you just updated to their newest operating system someone can grab your phone and hack right through your security passcode with these simple steps...engineers, you're doing it right: new cereal bowl separates the milk and the the cereal to make sure your breakfast stays crunchy the whole time...a Tea Party group has made a video of a fake panda having sex with a fake Hilary Clinton (not a whole lot to add to that headline, so let's move on)...sweet potatoes cause traffic yam...erm, jam...a North Dakota man stabbed another North Dakota man for not switching sex positions quick enough during a threesome.

Rosalee Ochoa has rose in her name so she's going to get a shoutout on Valentine's Day. (That's our last Valentine's Day reference, promise.)

Christina Stefanidi is a Greek goddess...Sarah Herndon is Michael Phelps' new girlfriend and, well, you're going to be very jealous of him...they have fantasy for everything and race car driving is revving up again so make sure you're prepared with this list of 25 funny fantasy NASCAR team names.