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Today's funniest photos are here to make you forget about everything important in your life. 

Listen, we've all memorized just about the entire Simpsons catalogue by now so why don't we put all of that stored up useless knowledge to good use and argue over the show? Check to see where your favorite lines landed on our list of the 100 greatest quotes from The Simpsons.

It's easy to find cards for all the lovey-dovey couples out there, but what about those pairs just barely holding it together? We present to you, the perfect Valentine's Day cards for bitter married couples.

The Pope announced his unexpected resignation yesterday leaving a trail of question marks in his wake. So how is he going to keep busy? We have a couple thoughts on what the Pope will do with all his newfound free time.

We found this over the weekend but it's a must share story. One look at what panoramic cameras can do these days and you will sprint out to Best Buy and pick one up for yourself. 

Clearly the pope pissed off his boss with his premature resignation, because on the same day he quit, a bolt of lightning hit the Vatican...R.I.P. to the world's largest crocodile who passed away explosively from chronic diarrhea...speaking of horrible bowel movement news, apparently Ted Nugent crapped his pants to avoid the draft...a second grader in Florida thought it was a good idea to bring in a real grenade for show and tell, his teachers and the local authorities did not agree...a South Carolina man looking for a job decided the best way to impress a staffing agency was to show them his staff.

Catrinel Menghia recently landed a breakout guest spot on CSI. They need to do the right thing and bring her back for more episodes.

Sports on the Internet is all about negativity so let's embrace that with this list of the 20 worst NFL coaching tenures since 1990...Miranda Kerr just did a new fashion shoot which you will want to click on immediately...there are very few things that could convince us to watch Glee, but Naya Rivera is one of them.