1. Start a fight club
Most people don't realize the Pope won his position by winning a fight club tournament. He feels the game has lost its credibility, so he wants to get back to his roots and do what he does best - street fights.
2. Get really into Pinterest
3. Work at the banana stand
4. Cryogenically freeze himself so he can discover the mysteries of the universe in a few hundred years
5. Start cooking meth
6. Lead a group of survivors against a horde of the living dead
7. Date Taylor Swift