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Today's funniest photos will not dissapoint. Unless you are looking for a serious discourse on the politcal climate in today's society. Then you're going to be very dissapointed. But if you're looking for funny cat pics, then yep, you're in the right place. 

There are a lot of potentially awesome videos floating around online these days so it's important to choose wisely. This detailed flowchart will help you make the decision: is that video worth sitting through a 30 second ad to watch.

You better watch this week's funniest GIFs, or else Dikembe Mutombo will follow you around and screw up your grocery shopping. Consider yourself warned.

This amazing sequence of photographs charts one man's progression from a normal guy looking to change his hair color to a man with a head the size of a watermelon.  

Of all the animals to follow on Twitter, @hostile_goose should be at the top of your list. The poor guy really seems to have a lot on his mind.

If you're dating someone you like to get smashed with, you should probably marry her because you two are very compatible..."Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack." is an actual sentence that has been sent out to everyone attending the Grammys...please don't feed the coyotes (fast food burritos)...a Tennessee man quit his job to save his soul basing it on the very rational idea that the 666 tax code on his W-2 meant he was going to hell...if you return a library book 55 years late in New York City, it's going to cost you 100 bucks.

Rachael Neiberding is the kind of lady you can't look at just once, which is a good thing, because we have a bunch of pictures of her.

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is almost here so let's walk down memory lane with the sexiest SI Swimsuit Issue rookies from 1999-2013...if you're crazy about sports you might want to consider buying one of the 10 weirdest sports items ever put up for sale on eBay...see why many people are hailing Ellie Gonsalves as Australia's next supermodel.