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The 90's really bridged a lot of gaps in the wrestling world. You'll see all sorts of big names on our list of the 100 greatest wrestlers of the '90s, from Andre the Giant to Macho Man Randy Savage to The Rock to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

OK. This is it. We promise no more NFL (for at least a day or two). But we couldn't pass up sharing these awesome Pixar sketches of the best NFL games of 2012.

Twitter is a great tool that lets people share their thoughts with the world. Some (most?) of those people aren't very smart and can't spell. Every now and then we like to highlight a specific word that tweeters are caught up on. Today's twitter typo is the word "colon."

There is very little floating around the Internet that is more condescending than the gold "You tried" star. (And that's saying something.) If you ever need to make someone understand just how worthless they are, feel free to cherry pick from our essential collection of gold "You tried" stars.

Diet soda sucks but getting drunk rules so you're going to have to make some pretty important choices based on this study that says mixing alcohol with diet soda may make you drunker...don't judge your dog by whether or not he eats his own feces, give him a real IQ test instead...pro athletes give back to the community by letting second graders correct their terrible spelling and grammar in tweets...Monty Python is set to reunite for a new movie - say no more, we will be there...every single person in America bet on the Super Bowl last week so, again, why isn't sports betting legal again?

Natasha Barnard is going to start popping up all over the place this year now that she's been named 2013's GUESS girl. (That is a very good thing.)

Jennifer Love Hewitt might just have single-handedly made music videos relevent again with her latest single, "I'm A Woman"...from bloody socks to rigged NBA drafts, let's countdown the dumbest conspiracies in sports history...learn everything you need to know about the first porn video shoot in space with the top 10 facts you need to know about Coco Brown.