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The next five minutes of your day are probably going to be the best part of your Tuesday, because today's funniest photos are here. (After this, it's all downhill. Unless you're having a burrito for lunch. That should be pretty sweet, too.)

Last summer, Sweet Brown swept the nation with her fantastic catchphrase. Then her fantastic catchphrase swept the Internet. Check out the best of the Ain't Nobody Got Time For That meme.

With the NFL in the rearview mirror, basketball is about to step into the sports spotlight. With that being the case, we came up with 10 very important Jeff Van Gundy facts that you should probably memorize if you want to have any fun watching the NBA.  

The former State and Wet Hot American Summer star has one of the funniest Twitter feeds online so you're probably going to want to follow every one of Michael Ian Black's 10 favorite Twitter feeds.

Loosen up your neck because there's a pretty good chance you are going to do some double takes looking at these eye-opening perfectly timed photos.

The Baltimore Ravens may have won the Super Bowl but they lost the Super Bowl trophy...a New Mexico electronics store is offering over $115,000 in refunds after it made a bet on the second half kickoff of the Super Bowl being returned for a TD...the hottest new amusement park in the world is inside Osama Bin Laden's house...you love pizza, you love sliders, so it's pretty clear that you're going to love pizza sliders...did you know that happy hour is not allowed in Massachusetts? And did you know I will never visit Massachusetts again?

Hannah Simone is hot enough to make you start watching New Girl.

You can say whatever you want about Rihanna's life choices, but you can't say you don't want to see outtakes from her Rolling Stone photo shoot...a ton of celebrities pop up in this gallery of sleepy beauties all ready for bed intheir finest lingerie...the name Bregje Heinen might not ring a bell put pictures of her certainly will.