Never make eye contact with another man while eating a banana.
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By Max Miller
Feb 05, 2013
When a stiff arm won't do the trick, sometimes you have to take extreme measures.
One\'s a reflection, the other is a shadow - two different things resulting in the location difference.
Unless this was taken on a planet with 2 suns.
Fake. Look at the shadows of the dog and the shadow of the man.