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If you thank God it's Friday, who do you thank for today's funniest photos? Us, that's who. We worked long and hard from our parent's basements to collect these for you and some kind words would mean a lot to us.

The NFL season is over on Sunday. In order to deal with that terrible news, check out the only NFL power rankings you should care about, including the franchise you're most likely to afford, NFL cities where you're most likely to get herpes and plenty more very important information. 

We all love animals but let's face it, they're kind of dumb. Here are the best photos of animals stuck in hilariously precarious situations.

Funny tweets are usually pretty awesome but mean-spirited and off-color tweets are way awesomer. For proof, look no further than this week's 20 inappropriately hilarious tweets. 

This list of stupidest college courses reveals that you can take classes on anything from YouTube to Lady Gaga to the phallus. Higher learning indeed.

The price of Big Macs around the world can tell you a lot about the global ecomony...CAPTCHA may finally be going away (we just hope CAPTCHA cartoons never disappear)...when a "boo!" doesn't do the trick, do what they do in Fort Hood, TX and shoot your friend to cure his hiccups...a Nebraska teen has found the cure for siezures: lots of mayo and sausage...Burger King admits to horse meat in burgers, changes slogan to "Have it your neigh."

Nina Agdal won rookie of the year honors in last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She's also going to appear in one of the hotter commercials during the Super Bowl. Both of these are great reasons for you to click on her picture.

Cameron Russell and Victoria's Secret lingerie is a really good combination...you probably haven't heard of Lina Posada or Irgus Swimwear, but you will care about both after you see these photos (mainly Posada)... follow this handy guide on how to bet on the Super Bowl and you should be ok. (Especially if you stay away from Gatorade bath colors.)