Top Shelf for Thursday Jan 31st, 2013 - The Super Bowl by the yard, Rihanna's relationship don'ts, the best GIFs of the week, Katrina Bowden and more. - Mandatory

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Thursday Jan 31st, 2013
1. How To Land A Ski Jump Without Skis

There are many great things about this video but the best might be the hushed "Oh shit" from behind the camera.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Funny photos make the world go 'round, so just know that if you don't click on today's funniest photos, we will never see another sunset or sunrise again. That's a lot of responsibility but we're confident you'll make the right choice.

3. The Super Bowl: Yard By Yard

We went through every big game ever played and found the most historic play that took place on every yard of the field. Prepare to waste some time with the Super Bowl: Yard by Yard.

4. Rihanna's List of Relationship Don'ts

Rihanna recently said that Chris Brown knows he can't screw up anymore or the pop duo's relationship will be over. In case you were wondering how it could possibly take her this long to come to that conclusion, here's a list of Rihanna's relationship don'ts.

5. The Funniest GIFs of the Week

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of the funniest GIFs of the week. (But a ton of humans were.)

6. The Net Worth of 30 Rock Characters

Tina Fey's hilarious comedy about a fake late night sketch show is going off the air tonight after seven seasons. In tribute, let's take one more look at the net worth of the 30 Rock characters.

7. News Stories You Will Definitely Forward To All Your Friends

You might want to book a doctor's appointment for Monday morning: football withdrawal is real and needs to be treated...they've found Hitler's toilet! (It's in New Jersey.) (Of course it is.)...former Miami Dolphins quarterback and current Hall of Famer and CBS analyst Dan Marino had a love child with one of his co-workers in 2005...you're not going to want to hear this, but being a vegetarian can cut your risk of heart disease by 32 percent...in more terrible health news, having sex doesn't really burn that many calories.

8. Katrina Bowden

Just because 30 Rock is going away it doesn't mean you should ever say goodbye to Katrina Bowden, who played Cerie on the show. 

9. More Links Just For You

Let's forget about all this pre-game hype and get to what really matters about this Super Bowl: the super hot cheerleaders...if Nina Agdal's sexy Carl's Jr. commercial got your attention, the behind the scenes footage will really blow your mind...Gabriela Dias is an actress, a model and a woman you want to see in a bikini.

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