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Hump Day is here, people, and while that doesn't mean you can run outside and hump the first thing you see, it does mean there's a new batch of today's funniest photos.

The Super Bowl is almost here, which means most New Orleans hotels are probably booked up by now. One place that might still have some availability is the Historic French Market Inn. If nothing else, the hotel has definitely set some sort of record for the amount of hysterically furious Trip Advisor reviews it has received.

Who's your favorite? Rodney Dangerfield? Mel Gibson? Gary Busey? We countdown the top 15 one-time guest appearances on The Simpsons.

Hey guys, it's been a while since we talked about the big game this weekend. Find out where all the money goes in this cool Super Bowl fun facts and trivia graphic.

This GIF set of a Siamese cat wearing a pair of paper glasses and a fake paper musache is as unexplainabale as it is mesmerizing.

Nate Silver predicted the election results, now he's giving out his Super Bowl pick so you'll probably want to pay attention...if you're a man of God, you do not have to tip...out of the 51 busiest train stations in the world, all but 6 are located in Japan...just in case you're a tech company billionaire, here's a guide of how to live so you can fit in with all your other geeky and wealthy friends...a 17-year old teenage girl in Virginia robbed a pizza delivery man and tried to flee on a bike. He was in a car, so, yeah, she got caught pretty quickly.

Marta Dabrowski comes from Down Under (that's Australia, ya pervert) and will certainly make you want to go downtown (to Sydney, her home town. Seriously, get your mind out of the gutter.)

You probably don't want to follow the 25 most arrogant athletes on Twitter...you might know her from Kick Ass, you might not, but you will definitely want to see more of Lyndsy Fonseca...the 20 sexiest women from the sexiest Super Bowl ads of all time is the only acceptable time to say "I'm only watching for the commercials."