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By Cory Jones
Jan 30, 2013
It's always good to make sure your dad is prepared in case your life turns into "Taken".
They should've asked "Have you ever been to the State of Hawai'i. You can be Hawaiian and never have been to the big island of Hawai'i.
No credit for these?? All this content is stolen. Mostly from Reddit.