Contrary to popular belief, you actually can win friends with salad. Lame friends.
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By Cory Jones
Jan 30, 2013
They should've asked "Have you ever been to the State of Hawai'i. You can be Hawaiian and never have been to the big island of Hawai'i.
No credit for these?? All this content is stolen. Mostly from Reddit.