There Are A Lot Of Incredibly Awkward Stock Photos Out There

Of course. Because why wouldn't you need a picture of slightly damp child's head floating happily in the sky?

I don't want to be anywhere near anyone who was actually searching for this image or anything like it.

Stock photos aren't exactly known for being historically accurate.

So many captions I want to write for this one. All of which will get me fired.

While Tom Hanks went on to achieve super stardom, his "Turner and Hooch" co-star had to accept slightly less appealing jobs to get by.

This is the only couple who can actually say "we're pregnant".

Actually, these guys can too.

I'm not gonna lie. This is now officially the wallpaper on my computer.

This is pretty much what you look like to everyone around you when you eat at your desk.

Iggy Pop is not aging well at all.

Face it. You will never be as fancy as this old Asian man.

I've had this nightmare way too many times.

This one too.