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If you ever want to know what type of driver is ahead of you on the road, just check out what type of stickers they have plastered all over their ride. From political views to the schools their children attend to the types of sex partners they prefer, you can tell a lot about drivers by their bumper stickers. Here are even more of our favorites, and don't forget to check out Vol. 1 and Vol. 2, as well.
BACK OFF I'm Not That Kind of Car
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via LOLRiot2 of 23
Just Divorced!
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ramblingrovers/flickr3 of 23
DRUGS: Responsible for teaching Americans the metric system.
(So true)
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via FunnyBumperz4 of 23
I'm Gonna Survive, Even If It Kills Me
(That's the spirit!)
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via stevenhumour.com5 of 23
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
(Some good old-fashioned sword fighting would be pretty cool)
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via Pleated-Jeans6 of 23
Without Men, Civilization Would Last Until the Oil Needed Changing
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zimarocko/flickr7 of 23
I Brake for Tailgaters!
(They obviously don't brake for him)
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via cdn.ifandco.com8 of 23
I Brake 4 Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs
(Everyone should...they're delicious)
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via Vitamin-Ha9 of 23
Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
(Some people who live in America do not like America)
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via FunnyBumperz.com10 of 23
Lowlander: There can be a Few
(This funny bumper sticker killed in 1986)
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via People Amaze Me11 of 23
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
Related: How to Use Cats to Hide Alcohol in Facebook Pictures
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netspectre101/flickr12 of 23
I love cats. They taste like chicken.
(Man, there are way too many bumper stickers out there about eating cats)
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via FunnyBumperz13 of 23
Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian
(Now that's killing two birds with one stone)
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ashi/flickr14 of 23
We're just going to leave this one here.
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Drive carefully. There's no heaven.
(Oh come on, now you're just trying to scare us!)
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Honk if you collect baby doll heads.
(We are hoping to not hear any honking)
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via FAILBlog17 of 23
This person should not be representing America.
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via izismile.com18 of 23
I Eat Children
(Do not invite this person over for dinner...in fact, please call the cops on this person)
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via FunnyBumperz19 of 23
The Emperor Penguin Mates at Minus 150 Degrees. He is a Frigid Midget With a Rigid Digit.
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via FunnyBumperz20 of 23
Midwives Help People Out
(Some of us owe our lives to midwives)
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via ImpactLab.net21 of 23
How's My Robot Driving?
(Wow, what a world we live in)
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via Commute for a Cause22 of 23
Archaeologists are good at puns.
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via imgur23 of 23Next: More Hilarious Bumper Stickers
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RULE No3
Buying someone a drink can smooth over almost any dispute.
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The constitution allowed everyone to be free, so you are allowed
March 29 2013 at 1:20 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyto said what you want to , so far you do not interfer with some one else
freedom , so live it up it is your land.
Ya Baby!!
January 30 2013 at 7:06 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyFirst time I see a same sex bumper sticker of any kind it\'s going to be a really bad for \"them\". My kids shouldn\'t be subjected to that kind of deviance and won\'t. Gays be warned. People have had enough of this crap being shoved in our faces like we are wrong. You are the abnormal sickos.
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