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It's Monday so you're probably pretty cranky and/or hungover and/or lying on the floor crying in your underwear. Well, cheer up and/or sober up and/or put some damn pants on because today's funniest photos are here. 

We are contractually obligated to bombard you with Super Bowl stories this week, so let's start things off with a look at some of the biggest Super Bowl payouts ever.

Most people look terrified when they're flying down a ride at the amusement park and they get their photo snapped. Not these people. Check out our collection of the most elaborate theme park ride photos.

Street signs serve an important purpose: they allow traffic to flow freely and effectively so we can all get where we need to go. They also serve as canvases for the smart asses behind these hilarious hacked street signs.

If you're still complaining about it being Monday, just be thankful you're not a wheelchair bound child with a father irresponsible enough to let you go flying around on the street attatched to a bike.

Oprah endorses face cream that is made out of foreskins. We just thought you should know...global warming isn't really all that bad, so pipe down, Al Gore...Chris Brown is now beating up male R&B singers...the girl who sucked blood out of a tampon got married to the guy who ate his own shit. Yep, this is 2013...if you're a parent and your kid crams a pencil in their eye, don't worry, it's all good.

In case you haven't heard there's a pretty important football game coming up this Sunday. To honor the end of the NFL season, we put together this gallery of Super Bowl WAGs.

There's no need to wait for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to come out when you can enjoy 167 super sexy Sports Illustrated model GIFs...the San Francisco 49ers are entering the Super Bowl on a hot streak and their cheerleaders are just as hot...just a hunch, but we're guessing you can never get enough sexy Kate Upton GIFs.