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If you want to turn an average day into the greatest day of all time then all you need to do is click through today's funniest photos.

The more technology advances, the easier it is to masturbate. Don't just take our word for it, take a look at this scientific graph that charts the evolution of masturbation.

The funniest GIFs of the week are so funny that you may need to take a break halfway through this week's edition to catch your breath. Or you could just be really out of shape. There's only one way to find out.

In case you've run out of ideas for how to style the hair on your face, this helpful chart breaks down every possible facial hair style available for men.

Forget performance enhancers, these 10 jocks dug recreational drugs, from cocaine to marijuana to LSD.

Letting your cat cuddle up close to your face is adorable - and deadly...Arizona woman posts wish to get fired on Facebook, company obliges the next day...according to a new survey, two-thirds of adults have a drink after work to relax, one-third of adults totally lame...stop looking at pictures of cats doing human things for five minutes and read this history of the meme...apparently a drug called Dr. Death ecstasy can kill you. Go figure.

Christina Halkiopoulos has a name that's hard to spell but she more than makes up for it by being very easy on the eyes.

Jamie Sanna is a Dutch model who needs to spend way more time over here in the United States...a gallery of girls with wavy hair may not sound like a fascinating concept but don't knock it til you click through it...Miranda Kerr just released new pictures and if you're still reading this you have something wrong with you.