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By Cory Jones
Jan 24, 2013
This happens every single time.
cyborg with a dick gun
Maybe some airport service notifies them when their plane is arriving or departing and that's his cell phone vibrating? Otherwise all that comes to mind it that Superman accidentally shot down a plane when the cellphone in his pocket began to vibrate.
Might represent Lasers aimed at cockpits of airplanes (or helicopters, for that matter). Can blind pilots. Can get you arrested. True story.
Today\'s in-flight movie will be \"There\'s Something About Mary\"
Its a cell phone in his hand, the signals may be strong enough to disrupt the airplanes instruments from a certain distance if outside of an airport. that's my best guess
No man that's not fair! I live in Columbus, it's not ALL like that? And what about Cleveland? Jeez.
I spent a year in Cleveland one day, it is worse than that caption ever imagined.
Algebra does need to grow a sack.
He narrates while your life while your getting drunk
Isnât it obvious? It means be careful when you spank the monkey, you could shoot down a plane? Duh