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nekrid88

cyborg with a dick gun

March 08 2013 at 11:11 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
tlnitstr8

Maybe some airport service notifies them when their plane is arriving or departing and that's his cell phone vibrating? Otherwise all that comes to mind it that Superman accidentally shot down a plane when the cellphone in his pocket began to vibrate.

February 12 2013 at 7:39 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
sedasyrak

Might represent Lasers aimed at cockpits of airplanes (or helicopters, for that matter).
Can blind pilots.
Can get you arrested.
True story.

February 10 2013 at 12:06 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
casalsfan

Today\'s in-flight movie will be \"There\'s Something About Mary\"

February 09 2013 at 11:32 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
gargihatesns

Its a cell phone in his hand, the signals may be strong enough to disrupt the airplanes instruments from a certain distance if outside of an airport. that's my best guess

February 02 2013 at 12:32 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
M Alexander Shihab

No man that's not fair! I live in Columbus, it's not ALL like that? And what about Cleveland? Jeez.

January 26 2013 at 9:26 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
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waagtod

I spent a year in Cleveland one day, it is worse than that caption ever imagined.

February 01 2013 at 2:44 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Zack Woods

Algebra does need to grow a sack.

January 25 2013 at 9:36 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
whichdctr

Laser Pointer

January 24 2013 at 10:46 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Don Volps

He narrates while your life while your getting drunk

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lf07828

Isn’t it obvious? It means be careful when you spank the monkey, you could shoot down a plane? Duh

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