A Gallery of Brilliantly Hacked Street Signs

Sometimes, it's best to just be straightforward...

It should be a requirement for pedestrians to have to hula hoop in order to cross. At least that way it would be entertaining while they took forever to get to the other side of the street.

...and sometimes it's not.

There should be a pee limit on any road trip you take with a woman.

I don't quite get this one. I'm guessing you don't have to worry if your car goes over the cliff because you always have your spare parachute and hoverboard.

Please feel free to explain what is going on here to me.

That's one way to get your voice heard.

You should head in that direction if you have an optimistic outlook. But you probably need to let out a light sigh first. 

Honesty is the best policy.

Something seems off here -- and illegal.

Except for this stop sign.

Well, that's just ruff.

Stop defacing stop signs.

That little crosswalk guy looks so much more intimidating now.

Be cautious of man walking back and forth across the street carrying a 2 by 4.

It would be so disappointing to see this sign on 4/3.

The good news is that, whether you're stopped waiting for the light or crossing the street, you can pretty much wear whatever it is you want as long as it's not pants.

And somewhere Vanilla Ice is telling someone, "Stop and please pay attention to me again."

You should only do this if you also want a bunch of creepers congregating around your car.

Stop for me. It's the Claw.

I wish I had seen this sign before paying to see "The Mexican".

The most upsetting message of your childhood comes back to haunt you.