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Welcome back from the long weekend. In case you don't remember how this relationship works, we put together a gallery of today's funniest photos and all you have to do is click through the pics and laugh. (And maybe do the dishes every now and then, we're not your maid.)

Everyone's favorite smart-ass cat gets even more ornery when Garfield does the Alec Baldwin speech from Glengarry Glen Ross.

Ellen is a funny lady but she really sticks her foot in her mouth here. Click here to see why Ellen Degeneres is full of shit in 3 GIFs.

The Onion has been tricking people forever. Now, thanks to the Internet, everyone can see the most gullible and angry responses to their phony stories. Here are the best Facebook comments on fake Onion news stories.

This helpful GIF recap (GIF-cap?) from the hilarious fellas at Workaholics will finally settle once and for all how to properly pronounce the name Anders.

If you missed Barack Obama swearing in yesterday, catch up with the best inauguration memes of 2013...Ireland does the most Irish thing ever and passes a measure to allow moderate drunk driving...so you know your private posts on Facbeook? Yeah, not so private anymore...the original Batmobile from the 1960's TV series just sold for $4.2 million...if you're lonely, you're going to die sooner (and, we're guessing, alone).

Laura Spiller is an Australian model who will forever change how you view viking helmets.

Find out how Gracie Carvalho earned the title Brazilian Bombshell...actress Melissa Stetten burst onto the scene last year when she live tweeted a disastrous pick-up attempt and now she's looking to blow up even more...stroll down sports movie memory lane with these athlete cameos you probably forgot about.