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You either like funny photos or you don't. If you do, check out today's funniest photos. If you don't, punch yourself in the face because who doesn't like funny photos?

The GIGANTIC news story that broke yesterday about Notre Dame linebacker and Heisman finalist Manti Te'o nearly broke the Internet. Here are the best photos, GIFs and tweets about Manti Te'o and his fake girlfriend. 

Yep, this Te'o story really has taken over damn near the whole Internet. Here's a collection of the best Te'oing photos, which is the practice of putting your arm around an invisble girl.

We hope these sexting examples for every different type of person will help all of you out there improve on your sexting game.

You might want to get some tissues and some adult diapers because the funniest GIFs of the week will make you laugh until you cry and wet your pants. 

Two random twitter users were joking about Manti Te'o's girlfriend not being real a month ago...so seriously, how did nobody figure out that Manti Te'o's girlfriend did not exist? OK, that's the last of the Te'o stuff, promise...finally, a suitable way to quit drinking - now you can just inhale your martinis instead...Skrillex set his hair on fire when he was blowing out his birthday candles...THEN HE DROPPED THE BASS...if you have terrible grammar, then your passwords are probably nearly impossible to crack.

Hana Nitsche is Russell Simmons' girlfriend and her sexy photos are bound to make you quite jealous of the Def Jam co-founder.

If you're a sports fan and you need more reasons to feel bad about yourself, check out the 21 reasons athletes' lives are way better than yours...this list of the 20 hottest Russian girls may make your brain explode...instead of staying up all night to watch them play tennis on the other side of the globe, just look at these sexy photos of the hottest women in the Australian Open instead.