We really hope this is what NFL players, coaches and refs are actually saying down there on the field.
Let's not beat around the bush, these are hysterically funny photos and you're going to enjoy clicking through them. See? Sometimes honesty is the best policy.
There is a band called My Dick which operates on a very simple premise: use the phrase "my dick" as often as possible in classic songs like "Imagine" and "Tears in Heaven." In other words, you will like the band My Dick a lot.
When women get sent home on The Bachelor, they usually wind up crying and complaining about the man who didn't give them a rose. It's all very sad. The only thing is, if you collect a bunch of screen shots of all The Bachelorettes at their exact moment of rejection, it's actually all very funny.
Steve Novak is fighting Nate Robinson over Aaron Rodgers' touchdown dance. It doesn't make any sense to us and it shouldn't make any sense to you but somehow these two career back-ups have gotten the media to pay attention to their little dust up.
Quentin Tarrantino credited one of his actors as "Coffee Shop" in Pulp Fiction and the story as to why he did it will provide you wth the perfect bit of bar trivia.
Get your hand out of your pants and read about the 11 days when Americans watched the least amount of porn in 2012...apparently trying to take a dump in New York City can kill you - if you do it between moving subway cars...if you like horse meat in your burgers you should move to the UK...we're just going to set this here: Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises...get ready to JUMP JUMP for joy, Kriss Kross is reuniting.
Emily Sears is an Australian model who has appeared on the cover of ZOO Weekly, RALPH and Kandy magazines.
This gallery of super sexy southern belles will dramtically increase the population south of the Mason-Dixon line...Canada just got a whole lot cooler with these hot photos of Michea Crawford (techincally that makes no sense but you get the gist)...in case you thought Kate Moss might be falling off, here's a video to prove you totally wrong.
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