Contrary to popular belief, you actually can win friends with salad. Lame friends.
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By Cory Jones
Jan 16, 2013
There's way too much symbolism in this photo.
I wanna be Head of Potatoes!
The Hobbit guys left hand is missing
Wow..hope she doesn't have to go to the bathroom!