Captain America Burrito Groping, 2010
Sure, Captain America is primarily a comic book character, but an animated version has shown up in cartoons from the 1950s to present day, so he counts. Especially because this story is so ridiculous. In 2010, Dr. Raymond Adamcik, along with other Florida medical professionals, was out on a costumed pub crawl in the Orlando area. The good doctor was dressed as Captain America, but his behavior certainly wasn’t up to his standards. In fact, witnesses report that the ersatz Cap had a burrito stuffed down the front of his costume that he kept asking women to touch. When one refused, he pulled out the Mexican food and started groping her. Cops were called and took Adamcik to jail, where he tried to flush a joint down the toilet.