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While most online dating sites — like Match or eHarmony — aim for a broad clientele, there are a number of smaller services designed with very specific patrons in mind. Want to date your female doppelgänger? There’s a site for that. Looking for a lady who shares your passion for animal husbandry? There’s also a site for that. There’s even a place that pairs mullet wearers with mullet lovers. Read about these three online destinations, along with seven equally odd others in our round up of bizarre dating sites.
The perfect place for narcissists, Find Your Facemate analyzes photos with facial recognition software in order to pair you with a chick that looks like you. According to the site, “passion is subconsciously ignited when we spot someone whose facial features are similar to our own.” While biology favors a diverse gene pool, go ahead and make your own deadly mutation by mating with a potential relative.
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If you’re looking to love a convicted felon, we’ve got just the dating site for you. On Women Behind Bars, chicks in the slammer seek guys on the outside who’ll be their “penpal” (and conjugal visitor) until they’re released, at which point the men have earned a sociopathic stalker.
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Started in the United Kingdom, where there are plenty of “ugly bugs,” this site for the “aesthetically average” now exists in five countries, including the United States. Offering “real dating for real people,” the site helps unattractive daters find equally repulsive mates. Since two negatives sometimes equal a positive, this could be a quick route to beautiful children.
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Find a Jane who loves mary jane on this site for marijuana enthusiasts seeking equally weed-happy partners who enjoy sitting on the couch and binge eating. If you find a girlfriend on this site, just be sure to have a slightly more heartwarming “how we met” story lined up for your parents.
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This infamous cheaters site with the to-the-point tagline, “life is short, have an affair,” boasts over 17 million members, proving that we’re all cheating scumbags at heart. If you’d like to ruin your marriage and royally screw up your life, this is a good place to start.
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Pick your dweeb passion — choices include Linux, LARP and anime — to find a dorky dame who can’t wait to debate "The Big Bang Theory" (both the TV show and the cosmological model). Since geek is currently chic, take a gander and you just may find your very own Zooey Deschanel.
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Local yokels who love “blue skies,” “raising animals” and “peaceful, wide open spaces” can get together for a day of milking, tilling and tractor riding through this bumpkin-only business. There’s nothing like reverse cowgirl with an actual cowgirl.
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STD-infected guys and gals can get together for worry-free sex and empathetic companionship at Positive Singles. While this service seems helpful for those with incurable diseases, we’re not sure why someone with chlamydia, gonorrhea or syphilis wouldn’t just take some antibiotics then head to a normal dating site. Remember, the clap + the clap ≠ applause.
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“Exclusively for beautiful, desirable people” this site comes with a long list of traits you cannot have as a member, like acne, red hair or crooked teeth. You can, however, be a meathead, dickhead or blockhead, because personality and intelligence aren’t a factor on this purely superficial site.
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From the folks who brought you Nerd Passions comes Mullet Passions, a network for wearers and lovers of the classic white trash look that champions business in the front and party in the back. The site allows you to specify exactly which mullet style is your fave: classic, femme, mudflap, perm, ponytail, skullet or spiky. Don’t worry: you can choose more than one.
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My favorite travel and dating site is globogirls.com . I Have a pretty long list of sites where I was registered but currently I am here. Hooked with a girl and even traveled to her place. This site is based on idea of dating and traveling. Actually it helped me understand where would I like to traveler next and even found a girl from this place, so I really don’t have food to complain. As for the tips on great profile, well always to be honest, positive, and cheerful. And to give lots of compliments. And btw pay attention to pictures you add, try to find the best one of you. Worked for me this way.
Friday at 8:28 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI'm sure 90% of the women on nerd passions are models they hired to "nerd up" then post fake profiles with them where dudes laugh at the responses.
January 28 2013 at 8:37 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI'm planning on becoming king of the ugly bugs. I'll have those bishes lined up.
January 28 2013 at 7:49 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyMet my girlfriend when she was doing time......
January 16 2013 at 5:56 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply