Top Shelf for Monday Jan 14th, 2013 - The best burn memes, @NowImworried highlights, Crown Vic with toilet seat, Hope Dworaczyk and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Monday Jan 14th, 2013
1. Tommy Lee Jones Is Grumpy

Look, we don't like self-important entertainment industry awards shows any more than the next guy, but Tomy Lee Jones really seemed to be miserable at the Golden Globes last night. During Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig's presentation for Best Comedy Actress, they made fun of Hope Springs and Jones was very clearly not amused. 

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

"Oh man, it's so great to be back at work on this Monday morning!" said no one ever. But you know what people do say? They say, "Please give me some more of those awesomely hilarious photos, Mandatory.com." Well, since you asked so nicely, here they are, the funniest photos of the day.  

3. The Best of the Now I'm Worried Twitter Page

Scrolling through the best of @NowImworred is like getting stuck on the phone with your grandmother - except it's awesome. 

4. The Best of the Burn Meme

Getting burned on the Internet is pretty bad for whoever got burned but it's pretty hilarious for the rest of us as you can see from this collection of the best burn meme images

5. Pink Crown Vic Has Toilet In Back Seat

Say goodbye to pit stops on long road trips: this pink Crown Victoria has a toilet in the back seat and plenty of toilet paper to spare.

6. The Ultimate Magazine Cover Photoshop Expose

Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston - they may not be as attractive as you think they are. Take a look at these celebrity magazine covers without photoshop and judge for yourself.

7. Read This News, Pretend You're Smart

In case you needed yet another reason to love Brazilian bikini waxes, statistics show that they're ridding the world of crabs...this letter is by Colin Kaepernick in the 4th grade and it is hilariously accurate about his career aspirations...time to unpack the beer bong, there's a new clinic in Chicago that claims it can cure your hangover in an hour...also in Chicago, a women drove her car into the Apple Store (insert Apple maps joke here)...Univeristy of Arizona is now offering minor degrees in hip-hop - which is probably still more valuable than a major in English.

8. Hope Dworaczyk

Hope Dworaczyk sexy photos, videos and more are all waiting for you at her new Mandatory.com profile page.

9. Extra Links For Extra Time Wasting

The best part of sports besides the actual games is watching grumpy players and coaches having to deal with the media, a fact highlighted in the most awkward interview moments in sports...awards season is upon us which is usually a snore, unless you were around to catch one of these 50 most risque red carpet looks of all time...Carol Seleme is a painter and a photographer, but we have a feeling you'll enjoy her work as a model the most.

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