Bragging about your hook-ups is bush league. Keep those close to your vest.
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By Cory Jones
Jan 14, 2013
Another Monday, another gallery of hilarious photos to get you through another Monday.
Nailed it! Click here for more hilarious Nailed It photos.
High fives are cool. But cat high fives are great.
Someone actually did this. Someone actually put pieces of shit and toilet paper on their car to tell everyone that he is "Da Shit." God, I love America.
Thanks, but I only eat fish flavored vegetarian ham.
"I'll have a tuna sashimi, the dragon roll...oh, and a poodle roll, too."
Everyone complains about eating salad, but if you make them right, they can be delicious.
Moon cat is watching you.
I wonder if Jay Leno would've had the heart to screw over depression-era Conan O'Brien.
What your cat really thinks about you.
Well, at least he knows what it means.
Life rule #1: If there's a baby deer on your bed, hug it.
I usually take photos posing appropriately whenever I get any news.
Kristen Stewart derp. Click here for some very funny derpy dogs.
This is why Louis CK is awesome.
That's some fine police work, Lou.
Maybe Leprechauns are Mexican?
That's a quality reaction.
Of course Viking shits are the size of my arm.
Remind me to only let people 6 and up make my sandwiches.