The 'Now I'm Worried' Twitter Account Is Consistently Hilarious

Now I'm worried Ben Affleck will yell at his family all day because of his Oscar directing snub and Jenny Garner will have to call the police.

Now I'm worried that Judd Apatow's next movie will only star members of his family.

Now I'm worried that Hugh Hefner's 26 year-old wife will leave him for a younger man who has just become eligible for Social Security.

Now I'm worried that I'm not retweeting properly but I found this cartoon very funny.

Now I'm worried Kate Middleton's baby will look very handsome and Prince William will become suspicious that it's not his and get a divorce.

Now I'm worried that some people will use Black Friday as an excuse to make racist remarks.

Now I'm worried that I'll tear my rotator cuff trying to open my lobster claw.

Now I'm worried because I forgot to take my receipt from the ATM so the next person in line will know how much is in my money market fund.

Now I'm worried that Miley Cyrus' new haircut will prevent her form having children.

Now I'm worried that Best Buy may not have the best buys.

Now I'm worried that people don't take the Emergency Broadcast System Test seriously.

Now I'm worried that the valet parker will adjust my side mirrors and I'll never get them back to exactly where they were.

Now I'm worried I'll go to a store that won't accept bills over 20 and all I'll have is a 50 and I won't be able to buy any food and starve.

Now I'm worried that I'll forget to let go of the bowling ball and will fling myself down the alley.

Now I'm worried that when I'm in traffic and someone waves my car to merge they won't really mean it and will crash into me.

Now I'm worried about putting on my slippers because I just realized the first part of the word is "slip".

Now I'm worried because my book group meets tonight and I don't have time to read the last eight pages.

Now I'm worried that the neighbor's seeing eye dog has no idea what he's doing.

Now I'm worried that when my grandson gets Lasik there'll be an earthquake and he'll have to wear an eye patch for the rest of his life.