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Friday's rule. So do funny photos. When you combine the two, there's no telling what might happen. Wanna find out? Sure you do. Click here for today's funniest photos.

ESPN NFL football analyst Merril Hoge likes to talk football. He also likes to tie super wide ties. We chart the evolution of Merril Hoge's tie knot and it does not end well.

The disturbing trend brought about by the #cutforbieber hashtag was worrisome for everyone. Then the Internet got a hold of it and turned it all around. Check out the best of the #cutforbieber meme.

Off-color jokes are why Twitter was invented so you will definitely want to check out this week's 20 inappropriately hilarious tweets.

From divorced dads to the family dog, we figured out what it would look like if Pinterest was honest.

Hoping for a cheaper iPhone some day? The Senior Vice President of Apple Marketing wants you to know that you can go fuck yourself...90 percent of Major League Baseball will be suspended next season because HGH testing is going into effect...as if your memories haven't been tarnished enough, ABC is looking into a live action TV series of Star Wars...if you want to live in New York City, you're going to have to pay more than 2 grand a month for a one-bedroom apartment - and the same goes for Williston, North Dakota...Internet porn addiction can be fixed with horseback riding. 

Sara Jean Underwood has been in Playboy and probably some of your dreams so check out her hottest photos, videos and more.

Meet Maxim's 2013 Hometown Hottie winner Dessie, we think you'll like her...we say, "New pictures of Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes." And you say, "Yes, please!"...you've seen her on The Big Bang Theory before, now see Kaley Cuoco on the beach. (It's much better.)