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What do you want? Funny photos! When do you want them? Now! Well then stop organizing group chants and start clicking through today's funniest photos, ya morons.

Now that we're over a week into the new year we can get rid of all that positive energy and get back to being angry and depressed. There's no better place to start than with the 10 most annoying people of 2013, a list that includes new parents, coffee snobs and a whole lot of other people you will not want to hang out with this year.

An Illinois priest had to call 911 for help getting out of handcuffs and a gag because that's what priests do when they're alone in the rectory. Full audio of the call is included and, if we don't mind saying, quite a good time.

It's been a difficult season for the Philadelphia 76ers' Andrew Bynum so we decided to look on the brightside and recap the best moments of his 2012-13 season.

From Old School (pictured above) to Bevery Hills 90210 to Grease, this gallery has photos of all your favorite famous movie and TV show homes.

Stop being a sissy and read this article on why you need to get punched in the face...in the most Oregon assault case ever, a white man has been arrested for allegedly choking his girlfriend with his dreadlocks...Australia's McDonald's are going to start going by their Aussie-only nickname Macca's this week...if you live in Portland, you might want to bring a plastic baggie with you the next time you drive to the corner grocery because someone is changing all the "Stop" signs to say "Poop"...Daniel Day-Lewis originally turned down Steven Spielberg's offer to play Lincoln and you can read his rejection letter right here.

Hannah Davis is a model and has dated/is dating Derek Jeter depending on what reports you're reading. But you'll really recognize her as the DirecTV genie from the commercials they are playing between every break in the action during the NFL playoffs right now.

Sports stars make more money than they know what to do with, a fact made very evident by this list of 25 insane athlete purchases...there are plenty of groups of girls on the boob tube right now which makes it the perfect time to rank the 25 hottest best friends on TV...Salvadorian model Jennifer Martinez is starting to pop up in American music videos everywhere and it's not hard to figure out why.