A priest in Springfield, Ill., has gotten himself tied up in quite a mess. Father Tom Donovan of the St. Aloysius church on Springfield's north end called 911 from the rectory when he found himself unable to undo a pair of handcuffs and a gag. "I'm going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency," Donovan told a dispatcher during the Nov. 28 call.When the dispatcher asks for more information, Donovan offered up this explanation: "(I was) playing with them and I need help getting out." Since the call, there has been no explanation for how Donovan was able to gag and cuff himself.
Donovan's voice sounds garbled on tape of the call (hear the full audio from Donovan's 911 call below) and when police arrived, they found Donovan in some sort of gag. Donovan has since taken a leave from the church, something he was granted from Bishop Thomas J. Paprocki, who is the leader of the Springfield diocese.
Paprocki made headlines last Thursday when he testified against Illinois' gay marriage bill. He also once stated that voting for Democrats "makes you morally complicit and places the eternal salvation of your own soul in serious jeopardy." No word yet on how handcuffing and gagging yourself alone in a church for God knows what reason impacts your morals, soul and eternal salvation.
You can hear Donovan's full conversation with the confused dispatcher below.
Via Illinois Times
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ah, republicans...you guys are so funny!
January 10 2013 at 8:11 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyMarty: Being a lifelong Catholic is your huge problem!
January 09 2013 at 10:22 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply98% CHANCE HE'SA CHILD MOLESTER.HOPE THEY DO A COMPLETE INVESTIGATION..HANCUFFS ARE A PRIEST NUMBER 1 WEAPON USED AGAINST CHILDREN THEY RAPE
January 09 2013 at 9:07 PM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down ReplyHave any of you read Siren? ... I imagine he either hoped who found him enjoyed the view, or someone lured him to this situation to have him exposed...
January 09 2013 at 8:22 PM Report abuse Permalink -1 rate up rate down ReplyC'mon! We all know what happened here. He's like many priests before him, sexually depraved. Person he was with probably booked so they didn't get caught, or he told them to book so he could make up the excuse that he did this to himself, by himself. Religion doesn't make one holy, that's just fact. Case and point. If people were more spiritual, than religious, I'm sure this world would be a better place.
January 09 2013 at 5:01 PM Report abuse Permalink +2 rate up rate down Reply...and they won't let me into the priesthood because I'm a married man with two beautiful well adjusted children. I guess my clean life, theological education and being a life-long Catholic doesn't stand up to the "credentials" of Father Handcuffs.
January 09 2013 at 3:41 PM Report abuse Permalink +2 rate up rate down Replytheoretically, you could gag yourself first then cuff your wrists behind your back. however, in the BDSM community you're supposed to arrange a safe call if you're playing like this by yourself. looks like the padre forgot the safe call.
January 09 2013 at 3:38 PM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down Reply