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If you're one of those people who worries about wasting too much time on the Internet, then you might want to shut down your computer and throw it in the toilet. If you don't do that, today's brand new gallery of the day's funniest photos might suck you into an endless time-wasting void of LOLz. 

Children's web sites keep a huge list of profanity so they can program the site to automatically censor any foul language that might find its way into user names and comments. We recently got our hands on one of these bad word lists from a children's web site, and it is absolutely hilarious.

Baseball cards have plummeted in value over the years, but these amazing baseball card doodles will make you consider dusting off your old stash.

The Lakers Robert Sacre and the Warriors Kent Bazemore have turned celebrating on an NBA bench into an art form and we want you to judge who pulls it off better.  

You may think you've seen A-list stars like Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis in the flesh but you have not. Tragically, you were duped by the Hollywood starlet secret weapon: the nude scene body double.

Facebook is changing its Timeline design again so prepare to see a lot of complaining about it on Facebook...it's getting so hot in Australia this summer that they had to add a new color to their weather maps...you may think Emma Watson looks hot but the security at JFK airport just think she looks like a 10-year old boy...love is blind and so might be the 90-year old man who married a 15-year old girl in Saudi Arabia...man's best friend is about to get a little friendlier thanks to this new beer for dogs.

Katherine Webb is Miss Alabama and she is dating Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron. She was also the only reason to watch the BCS National Championship Game past the first quarter. 

Say hello to Katrina Bowden as she says farewell to 30 Rock...Victoria Secret Angel Nina Agdal is throwing her hat into the ring for hottest photo shoot of 2013 and we think she submitted a fine effort...Helen Flanagan is a British TV star that needs to come overseas STAT.