Today's Funniest Photos 1-8-13

Wiener safety first.

The subtle difference between men and women.

Seriously puppies, kick it up to Black Label next time.

You kind of have to go "special" Fozzie every time.

Mandatory goes to the gym.

Nothing's going to keep this man from his marathon-finishing high-five. Not even that woman's face.

My cat's on the patch.

How can this guy afford a boat?

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I have already applied for this job.

Sad...but completely true.

You'd think he could've cast a spell to get a decent shirt.

This is the definition of things going from bad to worse.

This looks like fun.

Why isn't this dessert in every restaurant?

Enough of this cat and mouse bullshit.