• Free Flexor
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    Free Flexor

    The Shake Weight was bad enough, but it actually was trumped in 2011 by the introduction of an even more ridiculously phallic-looking fitness gadget: the Free Flexor. Unlike its predecessor, which at least sort of resembled a traditional dumbbell, the Free Flexor is just two weighted nubs on a wiggly rod that you use by spinning in front of your chest. It promises “unlimited torque and unlimited tension” that will “make your muscles cry,” but in reality it just looks like a device you’d use to beat somebody to death in Saints Row: The Third.