Top Shelf for Monday Jan 7th, 2013 - Morons fooled by Stop Weed Smoking Facebook page, the world's worst parking jobs, model Danielle Johnson and more. - Mandatory

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Monday Jan 7th, 2013
1. This Is An Interesting Self Defense Technique

"Oral Copulation Defense," ladies. It's as simple as that. Problem solved. 

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Monday is here which means you should probably just kill yourself. Or, if you're looking for a slightly less dramatic way to get over your case of the Mondays, you can click through this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today.

3. The Idiots Who Are Really Angry With A Fake Anti-Marijuana Facebook Page

There is a fake Facebook page that castigates marijuana smokers and it is totally ridiculous and nearly impossible to believe. And yet there are a whole bunch of morons who angrily post comments on the Stop Weed Smoking Facebook page and watching the joke sail over their heads is really enjoyable. 

4. The World's Worst Parking Jobs

Parking a car should be the easiest part of driving but by the looks of these horrible parking jobs, that's not always the case.

5. These Video Games Would Be Impossible To Win

Sure, Xbox 360 and PS3 games are really difficult, but nothing on either of those systems could possibly be as hard to master as these real-life video games.

6. Buildings With Faces Getting Demolished

These GIFs of buildings with faces and arms getting demolished will totally change how you view demolition.

7. A Couple News Stories Worth Reading

You can use Tide laundry detergent to clean your clothes or you can trade it for crack, it's your call...Ron Paul's grandson got so hammered on a 10 AM flight that he was tossed in the drunk tank when his plane landed...a cat in Brazil is in custody after being busted trying to sneak escape tools in and out of prison...Delta refused to allow a musician to buy an extra seat for his $10,000 guitar, then totally destroyed the Gibson in their freight elevator...Beertone, a 202 beer reference guide, will help you identify what beer you want to drink based on color.

8. Danielle Johnson

Danielle Johnson is an incredibly attractive model which means you should spend the rest of your day clicking around her profile page full of sexy pics, videos and more. 

9. Just Because Monday Is Terrible, Doesn't Mean Monday Links Are

Prep for tonight's national championship game by clicking through tons of pictures of hot Alabama and Notre Dame fans...you do not want to play with any of the 20 worst sports teammates of all time...Martha Hunt is by far the hottest Martha you will ever see.

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