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Not only is it Friday, it is the first Friday of the new year so you better go out and party so hard that you will have to call in sick to work next Monday. Or, if you're a more chill bro, just celebrate the beginning of the weekend with this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today.

He's doing his best with this whole fiscal cliff business, but the president still catches a lot of flack from people. Some of it justified, some of it, not so much. Here's the best of the Everything Is Barack Obama's Fault meme. 

In one of the more thought-provoking pieces we've ever done on Mandatory, we decided to collect the most ridiculous things Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie ever said on their reality TV show "The Simple Life."

The first batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets of 2013 is here and they are not for the easily offended.

One look at these groups of different movies with nearly identical posters and you will wonder if there is only one poster designer available in Hollywood.

Raise your birds, criminals, a federal appeals court has declared that it is within your Constitutional rights to give cops the middle finger...a Seattle man who robbed a bank could've gotten away with it if he didn't decide to celebrate by pleasuring himself in public the next day...Bitcoin is trying to make online gambling legal in the U.S. and we like their odds... lazy people rejoice - the world's shortest escalator ride has been discovered...in the most Jets news ever, Rex Ryan has a tattoo on his right arm of his wife wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Jessica Burciaga was Playboy's Miss February 2009 and has been tearing up the modelling scene ever since. Find out more about this California native at her Mandatory profile page full of sexy pics, videos and more. 

Pro sports stars are very good at playing games, but judging by the funniest athlete outfits caught on camera they are not very good at dressing themselves...it has been way too long since we talked wives and girlfriends, so we'll make it up to you with this list of the 100 hottest sports WAGs of all time...Django Unchained is still tearing through theaters and a big reason for that is the always lovely Kerry Washington.