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    No. 4 - National Nothing Day (January 16)

    So you are probably learning that January is full of strange national "holidays." It’s hard to say which is better between Milk Day, National Pharmacist Day, Dress Up Your Pet Day and National Handwriting Day, so we went with National Nothing Day.

    If there were ever a "Seinfeld"-esque holiday, this would be the one, celebrating nothing and doing nothing in general. However conflicting a feeling it may bring you, it’s nice sometimes to just do, think and honor nothing.

    If that doesn’t work, you could always try celebrating the other days by drinking some milk, picking up some pills at your pharmacy, dressing your dog like a freak of nature and then writing about it. It’ll make for a perfectly late holiday card, but just early enough to get you into the nuthouse at a New Year’s discount, but we wouldn’t recommend starting the year that way.