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    No. 5 - National Bubble Bath Day (January 8)

    If getting ocularly molested by women on Male Watcher’s Day wasn’t enough to float your boat, January 8 also happens to be National Bubble Bath Day.

    Now, we know what you’re thinking. What kind of grown man wants to soak in a puddle of his own filth, let alone be surrounded by a sea of emasculating bubbles? You may not know it yet, but you could very well be that kind of grown man.

    However feminine it may seem, the bubble bath has been a sacred ritual amongst the human populace for decades, one which releases all the tension and anxieties of everyday strife into a frothy tub full of joy, and hopefully little green toy soldiers. So bust out the nostalgia and childhood action figures because Mr. Ducky just found himself a swimming partner. You may or may not want to use the buddy system, but to avoid embarrassment and risk ruining the point of the exercise, try it solo first.