No. 6 - National Male Watcher's Day (January 8)
If you happen to see a young girl, middle-aged gal or elderly eye giving you the look, it's because, like guys on almost everyday, women have a holiday to return the inappropriateness this month known as Man Watcher's Day.
Yes, the horrible things we do to women in the names of love and lust: the gawking, stalking and sniffing of the underpants, it's all fair game for the fairer sex on this magnificently awkward day. Expect every construction worker to truly appreciate his job once the tables are turned.
However unheard of, this quid pro quo holiday just might catch on and could very well be the savior of every lonesome, horny fellow. There’s also the chance it could blow up in their faces when the day fails to teach us a lesson or manners of any kind. Stand by, gentlemen, this boat's about to start a’rockin’.