No. 8 - Unattainable Resolutions and Commitments
What would January be without a staggering number of failed commitments and potential lies of upholding good behavior in the name of a better you? As New Year's Day rolls by, make a list of resolutions you'd like to see happen, then get realistic as to which ones are actually attainable.
If you want to actually succeed, don't call it a "resolution," but instead a promise to change, then make some unlucky sucker hold you accountable for your actions over a case of beer. Resolutions don't have to take place in January alone, but it seems appropriate with a fresh new start. If you're not into resolutions, continue your life of disarray and watch for others as they ditch their resolutions like a good habit, typically around January 17th.