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Today's new gallery is here and it is amazing so unless you are holding a baby you need to drop everything and start clicking through today's funniest photos.

Kobe Bryant called the Lakers "an old damn team" after their dispiriting loss to the Philadelphia 76ers on New Year's Day so we thought we'd suggest a safer place for some of their older players to reside. Enjoy the Los Angeles Lakers hospice.

These people disobeying signs are super hardcore badasses so you might want to sit down before you check out their outrageous shennanigans.

We haven't put together a GIF collection this funny since last year, so enjoy: the funniest GIFs you will see this week.

If you're trying to sweeten up that hilarious Facebook photo you took last night, just add cats. And if you need a guide on how to make that happen, just follow the examples of these people who use cats to hide the booze in their Facebook pics.

Online stalking just got a whole lot pervier with The Beat, a new site that shows you a street view of any Instagram pic you want...the official White House photographer released his favorite pics of Obama in 2012 and there are all sorts of awesomely candid shots in his collection...the results are in on a highly unscientific study and Dish Network is the absolute worst company to work for in America...more than 1.1 million people in Britain this winter have been struck by diarrhea and vomiting and this time it's not just because of their terrible food...a Japanese inventor has created a furry tail for humans that hooks up to a heart monitor and wags when you're happy.

Melanie Iglesias is hot enough to melt your face off so you definitely want to check out her brand new Mandatory profile page. (But first you should probably invest in a pair of safety goggles to avoid any scorch marks.)

Pointlessly themed galleries don't get much better than this gallery of attractive young ladies wearing red...Polish model Natalia Siwiec wearing Alles lingerie is alls good if you ask us...2013 is already shaping up to be a pretty great year since it has delivered this new batch of Irina Shayk bikini pics.