By Cory Jones
Jan 03, 2013
You know when you come back from a long vacation and you think to yourself, "I have no idea what I'm going to write on the first slide of today's funny photo gallery."
Yeah, me too.
It must be so fun for Rihanna and Chris Brown to reminisce now that they're back together.
My art teacher always said, "Paint what you know."
I bet these guys get a lot of chicks.
Click here to see more foods that look way better on the package.
Anyone who's ever been on the Internet should wear this bracelet in case they're ever in an accident.
That's a pretty sweet payday.
Can you blame her? It looks like the guy's hiding an aardvark in his short shorts.
I will post any photo of a dog with hilarious eyebrows.
January 2nd looks a lot like December 31st.
I would masturbate, too, if I was Indiana Jones.
Better not do too many marijuanas.
I hope this guy took a bottle of Nivea to Sears or wherever he had this photo taken.
We need more selfless heroes like this gentleman.
It's all about your priorities.
Seems like a pretty fair deal.
You call it an overreaction. I call it a logical response to an unsavory situation.
I need more porn logic in my life.
Did you know the song "Scrubs" was written about pilots who lean out the windows of their planes and holler at girls? (It's not.)
Jeez, how many dogs do you really need?
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Or, that's his girlfriend...
Either that or there was just something really wrong going on between him and the little girl next to him before the van pulled over.