Welcome to the first Top Shelf of 2013, everybody. We imagine a lot of you went out hard for New Year's Eve and we imagine a lot of you probably sounded a lot like this goat by the end of the night.
We can officially say without a doubt that this gallery contains the funniest photos we have seen so far this year.
We all do it this time of year: promise ourselves we will fix all of the terrible flaws in our life. Then the second week of January rolls around and we're right back in the same rut. New Year's Resolutions: The Magazine takes an honest look at the realities of making promises to yourself you can't keep.
Parents like to make certain memories last forever. The traumatized kids in these forced photos will certainly never forget these moments. Especially not in therapy.
You've read the magazine, now it's time to see the cold, hard truth. We mapped out your success rate for new year's resolution weight loss plan in a graph and the results are not pretty.
It feels like just yesterday that Matthew Broderick tricked everyone in town by cutting class but it's been almost twenty years since the movie came out. See how everyone's changed in this gallery of Ferris Bueller's Day Off then and now photos.
Hey fatass, keep shoving food into your face - it's good for the heart....in the only news you need to know about this whole fiscal cliff business, John Boehner told Harry Reid to "go fuck himself"...forget waiting from 8 AM to 6 PM for the cable guy to show up, soon there will be a new system that will allow you to subscribe to individual TV channels...some dudes did a totally great job opening up the first officiall marijuana club in Denver, they just couldn't keep it open for a second day of business...if you're shipping off to college any time soon, you should probably move to Spain because the females out there love to binge drink more than the men.
Kate Upton is the only way you sould start out your new year. So click around her new Mandatory profile page and get all of her best pics, videos and more.
Before you jump into 2013, celebrate the best celebrity cleavage of 2012 right here...the SEC will always be known as a football conference, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to the conference's super hot basketball cheerleaders, too...Jennifer Hawkins was Miss Universe way back in 2004 but she still looks like a winner to us today.
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