Top Shelf for Friday Dec 7th, 2012 - The week's most offensively hilarious tweets, New Orleans Hornets mascot alternatives, Erika Medina and more. - Mandatory

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Friday Dec 7th, 2012
1. This Christmas Choir Also Doubles As A Vomiting Choir

Apparently some people get motion sickness from dashing through the snow.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Fridays are already totally awesome but they get awesomed up to the max when you combine them with the funniest photos you will see today.

3. This Week's Best Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets

You might be offended but you will definitely laugh at this week's 20 inapprorpiately hilarious tweets.

4. New Orleans Hornets Mascot Alternatives

The Hornets recently made news by announcing that they planned on changing their name to the Pelicans to represent the state bird. It's not the most intimidating mascot but it's better than the other state symbols the team could have picked.

5. 10 Futurama Episodes That Will Make You Both Laugh And Cry

Even a casual fan knows that Futurama is a hilarious show but if you really follow Fry, Bender and the rest of the gang you know that the show also tugs at your heartstrings from time to time. Here are the 10 Futurama episodes that will make you both laugh and cry.

6. Vegan Foods Are More Gangsta Than You Realized (NSFW)

You will never look at vegan food the same after you read these thoughtful but very profane pronouncements outlining the benefits of eating healthy.

7. The Only News Stories You Should Bother Reading This Weekend

You love cheap burritos - and if you don't, get the hell out of our face - so you will definitely love these Chipotle burrito hacks that will overstuff your tortilla for the same price as a regular order...just in time for the weekend: a new study telling you to chug beers to avoid winter colds...there will probably be a lot less banging in Bangor in the near future as there is some sort of super-strain of medicine-resistant Gonorrhea developing in Maine...Metallica, the original haters of online music sharing, has finally relented and joined Spotify...a high school senior in Ontario hung brains for a yearbook photo and no one noticed until all 1,300 copies had been printed and distributed (NSFW)

8. Slickforce Girl Erika

SlickforceGirl Erika, played by Erika Medina, is not just a beautiful woman, she's also using her looks for a good cause. Find out more from her video and gallery.

9. A Few More Links To Hold You Over Until Monday

The newest Victoria's Secret star is Behati Prinsloo and you will enjoy getting to know her...This Is 40 is Judd Apatow's latest movie and the jury's still out on whether or not you'll want to see it but one thing you will definitely want to see is Megan Fox's character from the film in a bikini...TV shows based on athletic competition have really fallen off the map in the last ten years which makes this list of the best sports TV shows that need to be remade a nice trip down memory lane. (Bring back American Gladiators!)

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