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If you give us five minutes of your time, we'll show you the world. Well, actually, we'll just show you the funniest photos you will see today. But really, isn't that just as good? (It is.) 

The magazine industry has been struggling lately but we think Magazine: The Magazine will be just the thing to save it.

When a man pretending to be hiding in his ex-girlfriend's closet without hands attempts to get some help from the Dish Network, they do not dissapoint. 

This helpful flowchart will help you solve every problem you encounter in a timely manner. 

'To Catch A Predator' is a serious show that results in some totally hilarious conversations. Click here to see the weirdest 'To Catch A Predator' exchanges. 

According to an NSA whistleblower, Big Brother is in your inbox, checking out all those inappropriate donkey pictures...for all you Jay-Z fans out there here's a 25-minute documentary on H to the Izzo and how he helped bring the Nets and a new stadium to Brooklyn...if you want to limit your hangovers, just stop smoking (but definitely do not stop drinking)...a German nymphomaniac who imprisoned men and forced them to have sex with her has passed away and her last name was Crapnik, so yeah, this is a pretty intriguing story...we can all agree that there aren't enough Starbucks around so good news everyone: the coffee chain is opening up 1,500 new shops over the next five years.

These pictures of Daphne Joy will bring joy to your day.

You're probably overly familiar with the big stars of Victoria's Secret Angels, so maybe it's time to get to know the lesser known bombshells...Rita Ora has freed herself from the Kardashian family so let's celebrate with her 20 hottest pictures...who will win all of the biggest college football bowl games? Who cares when you can vote on each match-ups cheerleaders instead?