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'Tis the season to ROFL, LOLZ, LMAOZ and all those other things I see young people texting to each other with our collection of the funniest photos you will see today. 

This Venn Diagram about your future and your life will proably bum you out because it's startlingly accurate.

If you want more proof that plastic surgery is rarely the right call, check out the terrifying evolution of Donatella Versace's face.

DMX is known for screaming agressive lyrics over super-loud beats and possibly being a crack-head. That's what makes his delightful hip-hop version of "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" so surprisingly heart-warming. Please watch this video. It is way better than you can imagine.

Protecting British royalty seems to be very stressful judging by this variety of photos of the Royal Guard passed out cold.

#2 is the #1 time to hit up Facebook and Twitter: 32 percent of people in the U.S. ages 18 - 24 social network on the toilet...following in the footsteps of other political guest stars like Joe Biden and John McCain, Newt Gingrich will be making an appearance on Parks & Recreation...the royal Will and Kate are expecting and it's a magical event - because you can put money on what they will name their first born...a man in New Zealand literally drank himself blind with vodka before miraculously restoring his eyesight with whisky...Verizon has created a new cable box that will spy on you in your home.

Alison Brie is on Mad Men and Community so she's huge among obsessive and culty TV fans, but this gallery should really appeal to just about everyone. 

This is a GIF of Kate Upton topless in a pool being sprayed with water so yes you are done working for the day...Emmanuelle Chriqui is in a new music video and that is news because it features her dancing around in her underwear...the Internet loves cheerleaders and it loves fails so this list of 20 hilarious cheerleader fails is pretty much the perfect list for the web.