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Mondays are terrible but our gallery of the funniest photos you will see today is amazing. So what will win out in this battle of awfulness vs. awesomeness? Click on the picture to find out.

The New York Post took some pot shots at Derek Jeter last week which gave us an excuse to dig up the most over-the-top NY Post front pages of all time.

We sure hope none of the items you see here in the Seems Legit meme gallery look real to you.  

R. Kelly keeps pumping out chapters in his "Trapped in the Closet" hip-hopera and they're getting weirder and weirder. In one of the most recent editions, there's a book in the video and upon further inspection, it has some truly remarkable prose.

The Maury Show has provided us with a lot of memorable moments over the years. It's also provided us with a ton of fantastic screen grabs as you'll see in this gallery of the most insane graphis from the Maury Show.

New York City has gotten a lot safer over the years but not on the Upper West Side, where there's a pair of cloned dogs terrorizing people in Central Park...touch screens are so lame, the real cool kids use eye control to browse the web...see if you can follow along here: a Trivial Pursuit game triggered a hatchet attack and a police investigation which found the hatchet was actually a piece of drug paraphernalia...nose rings aren't for everybody, especially when they're in your McDonald's bearkfast burrito...there was a fight after the Vikings-Packers game that left two people jailed and one hospitlaized and it all started because of a man in a purple sombrero.

Life is good for football fans in the nation's capital these days. They have RGIII, they're fighting for a playoff spot and, as always, they have the Washington Redskins cheerleaders. 

New York Jets superfan Fireman Ed has retired and he will not be missed, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't figure out 10 possible replacements for him...Tereza Fajksova is your 2012 Miss Earth and she is easy on the eyes...not all child stars grow up to be drug addicts, some of them grow up to be really attractive women.