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You can thank God it's Friday, but you should thank us for putting together this quality gallery of the day's funniest photos. That was all us.

There's a pretty big holiday coming up this Tuesday but it also happens to be a pretty popular guy's b-day. See what Jesus had to say about his big bash next week on his Facebook birthday party invite. 

Everyone is all up in arms about the new Instagram policy change but this simple comic shows why it doesn't really affect any of us and won't likely make very much money.

Our special Christmas edition of inappropriately hilarious tweets will help you spread some holiday cheer with awkward and over-the-line jokes.

This amazing collection of real estate agent headshots will either make you want to buy a house or make you want to learn how to do Photoshop at a 5th grade level so you can go into business creating real estate agent head shots.

Surprise, surprise - Apple got in the way of a tech development that would make life easier for all non-Apple gadget owners...you think you used to get the munchies in college? This kid has a terrible eating disorder that makes him crave carpets, stones and many more horribly unedible items...hey brah, ready to have your mind blown? Weed isn't a pain killer, it's a pain distractor. Whoa...don't write an article about Scientology or else the church will poison your dog....residents in a Mexico village have just unearthed "alien-like" skulls.

Paulina Gretzky is Wayne Gretzky's greatest accomplishment - which is saying something - so click her pic to see her greatest pics, videos and more.

Polka dots go in and out of style pretty regularly but these polka dotted beauties will always be hot...St. Nick is a jolly old fat man, but when Lucy Pinder dresses up as Santa, go ahead and take the "jolly," "old," "fat," and "man" out of the equation...Doutzen Krous looks fantastic in Victoria's Secret shoots and she looks even better behind the scenes of those same shoots.